#this is what you get

[thelampisaflashlight]

Mutual

"That's the thing, Aeth, I can't just... turn it off." Dew says, turning his hands over, fingers flexing lightly, "I... When I love someone or something, that's... all of me. I love with all of myself. I can't half-ass this sort of thing; Either I love you or I don't, and I just..."

"...Don't?" Aether whispers, his eyes cast to the ground, at the way Dew's feet are turned inward, away from his wider stance, close but not quite touching, "Not that... that way?"

He gives a shallow nod.

"I love you, Aeth, I love you so fucking much." Dew admits easily, the words coming out without embarrassment or shame, "You're important to me, but I..."

Dew reaches out and lifts Aether's chin so their eyes meet.

"I love you, but I'm not in love with you."

Aether sniffs, and gives a wet laugh.

"I don't... I don't know if I should be... upset or just... just relieved, I guess."

Dew snorts.

"You came out here ready to reject me, and I rejected you instead, how about them apples?"

"I'm glad, I was..." Aether rubs his eyes with the butt of his palm, "I was scared things were... were gonna be awkward or you'd be mad and leave... I dunno."

"Aeth, you're my best friend," Dew says, bumping their shoulders together, "you're stuck with me until the world ends."

"Oh noo..." Aether giggles, "A fate worse than death!"

"Oh, shut up."

A silence falls between the pair as they settle, leaning back on the bench they're sitting on.

"So." Aether hums.

"So." Dew sighs, inhaling slowly, closing his eyes.

"...Are you and Mountain really just roommates now, or are you, you know, roommates?"

Dew swats Aether with his tail.

"Ow!"

[anxious-witch]

Because I don’t care where I am, as long as you’re somewhere brighter. know that I love you - the greatest parts of me always will | p.d

[a-clown-with-wings]

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"For the love of God, please stop. I can't keep clearing their memory cards. It's so tedious. Also, to the people teaching them swears, we will find you. 😡"

[mtvscreengrabs]

Karma Police - Radiohead (1997)

[spilled-milk-dotcom]

Miss Miseryguts? More like Miss Crockerguts... or something.

[transingthoseformers]

I just saw the word sex pollen and I have to apply this to Shockwave actually

[megamindsupremacy]

Alternate ending to Under the Red Hood where Bruce fucks up the ultimatum scene by virtue of the fact that he has never used a gun before. I can't decide if it's funnier if he decides to kill the Joker and shoots Jason in the arm instead or if he accidentally shoots the Joker and is just like. Better commit to the bit.

Scenario 1:

Bruce, literally refuses to touch a gun, suddenly holding a gun: oh no. I have to choose between my son and the joker, I cannot let Jason die again. I have to do it

*Shoots Jason*

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK OW-

Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO-

Jason: I KNEW YOU HATED ME BUT DID YOU HAVE TO SHOOT ME ABOUT IT?

Bruce: I DIDN'T MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Jason: ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

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Scenario 2

Bruce, accidentally killing the Joker because he, on purpose, never learned how to handle a gun: oh shit-

Jason, eyes wide: you actually killed the joker for me? 🥹

Bruce:

Bruce, dying inside: y-yes. i killed someone with Gun. on purpose. yeah...

[strangeguitar]

Some Captaineer Incorrect Quotes

Captain: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Mark: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Captain: I said within reason, Mark.

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Captain: The stars are so beautiful…

Mark: They’re just giant balls of gas.

Captain: Y’know what, if you’re just going to ruin this, then-

Mark: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Captain: Oh…

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Mark: The Captain is playing hard to get.

Mark: Little do they know that I’m a master at hard to get rid of.

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Mark: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Captain: Marry me.

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[theriseofthebravetangleddragons]

AHOY fellow ROTBTD’ers I have made art AGAIN

I actually drew them with their renfaire fits lmao

From this silllt post I made 2 months ago oOP

[demon-of-the-ancient-world]

ok prefacing by saying I *don't* plan on writing this as of now but I have to say something. this is chewing my brain and I have to get it out of me.

It sounds insane but hear me out: uhhh Paul/Chani Hunger Games au??

Hear me out!!! So Paul is from District 4 (fishing/water related stuff etc. it FITS), he's the mayor's son and therefore not likely to be picked as a tribute but by sheer bad luck he is. Despite not being pro-games and very much not wanting him to be selected, his parents have provided him with combat training in the event that he is, because he is technically a "career tribute" and that's what you do.

Chani comes from District 6 (transportation - reference obviously to the worm riding from canon, spice used in transportation even if those aren't involved in this universe) and is secretly part of a resistance that's growing there. Maybe she volunteers bc she's got some plan to dismantle the games from within? idk

Of course, the arena is a desert. There's gotta be some kind of Capitol mutt-sandworm, probably not *as* fuckoff huge as they are in canon but Big Enough. Cursed sand that makes you hallucinate? Definitely could be another fucked up thing thrown into the arena.

Maybe Feyd is another career tribute who expects Paul to join up with him but he never does so he's got it out for him the whole time? Either way he's the final boss.

There has to be an "actually two can win" thing (as a rule change from the beginning maybe, not a surprise like in the original thg) because we're not killing either of them nope we are not. But since they're from different districts they'd part ways -- only Chani has told him in secret about the revolution that's underway so the implication is that he'll maybe find a way to join her in her efforts somehow. Or maybe he won't, it's ambiguous.

I don't know if this is cursed or brilliant

[batcavescolony]

🎶Clean up, clean up. Everybody, everywhere. Clean up, clean up. Everybody, do your share🎶

[cupofjoart]

you know what fuck you *juggalos your calico critter*

[misterqueencard]

hi i’m changbin and i was going to use a video instead of these pictures but i don’t think you guys are ready for that.

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[sssssssssssssssssssy]

beach body loaded

[pudding-parade]

So you know how there's this debate about how to pronounce the name of the planet Uranus? How there's the tee-hee "Yur-Anus" camp and the tries-to-be-dignified "YUR-a-nus" camp?

I'm here to propose that they're both wrong. The name comes from the Greek god Ouranos, the primordial god of the sky and the father of the Titans. Uranus is the one non-Earth planet in the solar system that got named after a Greek god rather than the Roman counterpart of a Greek god. So, the name is of Greek, not Latin, origin.

In Greek, the god's name would be pronounced "oo-ra-NOHS," with no "y" sound before the "oo." So far as I know, there is no such "y" sound in Greek, at least not ancient Greek. So, I submit that that should be the proper pronunciation of the planet name. I suppose if you want to be more phonetically correct with how the last syllable is spelled, it could be "oo-ra-NUS," but that's quibbling.

Anyway, yeah, I'm off to write a letter to NASA or something.